Michael Blackson
Michael Blackson
@michaelblackson
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Guess who’s ass this is
My homie @stonebwoyb featuring the queen @kerihilson
@mimize1 @escapewithjewels and many more
My haters have arrived
@mzradadarling
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@snoopdogg @richthekid @danbilzerian @luenell and lots of asses
Who the fuck left my neega @50cent in the dryer too long now that modasucka turned into a quarter
#WhoDidThisShitToMe?
I had no idea I spoke French
Had a beautiful Nubian queen and fucked it up, had a snow bunny and the snow melted then I hung out with Dave Chapelle, Young Jeezy, Terrence Howard and Chris Brown then this happened. Latinas if this don’t work out ya next.
@kkvsh
My first time from IG live jail and I’m dancing with my boo RIRI we had so much fun, go on my page and watch the whole thing before I delete it. Damn I accidentally just deleted it off my page
About to head to this nice ass club called The Living Room, I hope I don’t catch a DUI heading back to the bedroom.
Philly comedians driving to NY to do a show. @kevinhart4real @comedybyturae @buckwild215
@themrskristen @michaelrubin @chefralphtao @paulgny @andrewsgoldberg @jasonstrauss @kennyalbert1 @billyzane
These haters play too much
Moment of silence for all those who lost their stimulus checks to child support, back taxes and evil spirits
Join me tonight 1130pm Eastern time 830 Cali time.
Mutombo music video featuring @kidoblanko
This has to be the most tragic death of a celebrity in American history and his family will never be the same. May all that was lost in that helicopter rest in heaven, Thank you God for bringing them into our life.
Cincy this Saturday, March 6-7 Cleveland, March 12 Tampa Martin Lawrence Tour, March 20th St Louis, March 21st Oxnard Cali.
Special guest @danbilzerian
Damn hater this pic only been up for 2 mins smh. #MyHatersHaveArrived
Riding my favorite snow bunny
Thanks to my last week’s guests @cromartie_m @pinky_love_onlypage @chinesebestfriend
I’ve joined the @mtvwildnout tour because I rather roast @nickcannon and his crew in person. I only chose the cities where I have beeches and I don’t owe anyone money. Charlotte. Raleigh. DC. Newark. Birmingham. Fresno and Anaheim. Haters please come I like to roast people in the audience too
Guess what my net worth is and don’t say 40 cents a day beech
#FBF if I keep working out how will I look in 6 weeks?
I didn’t wear no fucking mask, my haters did this shit. I’m not afraid of no damn coronavirus, If I can survive Ebola, Zika and child support I can survive anything modafuckas
Heading back to my happy ending spot right now
Download my new shit MUTOMBO featuring Naija’s own @kidoblanko
This 47 yr old little teenage baby grown neega with a lot on his mind is not my fucking son
Looks like my haters have arrived claiming that this 2800 weeks old grown baby neega is my fucking son.
Vacation is over back to work. Shreveport Louisiana see ya tonight hosted by the legend @martinlawrence
Fuck switching to Geico just start an argument today modafuckas lol
All new music from my homie @savvystudent405
Late night dms part 1
My haters want me to marry their modas
Searching for a personal trainer @nataliefriedman @ndo_champ
I hate him for being .38 centimeters darker than me, I’m jealous of u modafucka @akon
Pic 1 I was selected as best dressed at the fanatic party, pic 2 King Kong got jealous, pic 3 I was attacked by King Kong, pic 4 me and the man that helped reformed the system to help keep most of our young guys out of jail and pic 5 is a reverse Oreo cookie
My new Afro beat song MUTOMBO featuring @kidoblanko Is available to download link in bio. Music video coming soon.
@postmalone @dr_oz @angelayee @michaelrubin @robinthicke
This overgrown modasucka tried to play me. Great to see u smile again @shaq you King Kong’s deek looking ass beech
Best event of super bowl. Great job @michaelrubin
Who’s winning?
Enjoy the game
Super bowl fifty something
@stephaniesaidsoo almost TT Tuesday
This how the rich stays rich. 2 first class plane tickets to Miami worth $5,000 Hotel for 4 nights worth $4800, party with bottle service each night worth $24,000 food for 2 worth $1100, 2 super bowl tickets worth $40,000. Car service $1000 2 tickets to sixers and heat game tonight worth $1000. Guess how much I spent this entire weekend total $4300 and half of that was on my Dolce gabbana suit I wore to the game which is tax deductible lol. I also saved money on pussy because I brought my own sand to the beach lol.
I hope I’m still allowed in Girl Collection @floydmayweather. Let me stop before that neega buys my village and kick me the fuck out
I miss the old me
These Chi Town neegas just forced me into joining a gang. The neega on the left has a 1000 mixtapes and no album and the one on the right is Fedex Malone
Fuck a 3some, I had a 17some beech. Who the fuck said neegas don’t get in the water at pool parties? Ok we only got in because it was 2ft deep lol. I miss Africa. My new single #Mutombo coming soon featuring @kidoblanko
20 yrs ago this neega sold me cd I couldn’t get jiggy with and today he finally gave me money back even tho I had no damn receipt. Thanks for great show Jacksonville, see ya tomorrow Miami.
Looks like my haters just arrived
Can’t come to Miami without checking in with my neega @trickdaddydollars
Is it TT Tuesday yet?
She has Tourettes in the titties @itsannemoore
That’s why this fenty lip gloss dealer keeps blowing up my phone, yrs ago I dm her and waited under my umbrella for 4 yrs smh. You could had been happy with a hundrednaire but u chose the billionaire and now you have nothing near what we could have had. We could have had some big headed kids that could had been ahead in class but u chose to head in the wrong direction because you head strong. Bye RiRi
I hope she don’t get mad at me for this
@michaelblacksoniglive
Damn I miss home already. No Bills, no Taxes, no Family court and no racism. Let me know who wants to go back with me.
Every woman wants the big big stick
It finally snowed in Orlando last night
Wtf is wrong with these white folks?
#WhoDidThisShitToMe? I think @chinesebestfriend did this one and blaming it on someone else
Ran into every black man’s crush @thereallraye1 meet her mom, her daughter and her granddaughter
Crashing Bad Boys Premiere
The following celebrities sat in coach: Leslie Jones, Dj Khalid Amy Schumer and the neega from honey I shrunk the kids.
#TBT Who I looked like in 1997?
@michaelblacksoniglive at the 10pm philly time
I will be in San Jose California tomorrow and Saturday looking for the player hater who did this shit to me. For tickets www.Improv.com
My haters caught me today when I ran out of gas in the middle of the street, dumbest feeling in the world lol.
@michaelblacksoniglive
Wtf?
December catch me this weekend in San Jose, next weekend dec 13-14 Dayton Ohio, Dec 20th NYC, Dec 21st DC, Dec 28-29 Ariel Crown Chicago, Dec 30th Dallas TX
These airport employees take their job too damn serous wtf why can I just wait here till they come out?
What I did last before my mom got fed up and said you moving with your uncle and auntie in Accra
@instagram why people can’t find me when they search my name? You have to type in my full name to find me smh
How do I look haters?
Shitting on my haters with my new ride
I’ve been white 20 Minutes and I hate neegas already
Halle Berry vs Halle Watermelon @imsgrace
@moonrockclear_ by @drzodiak_ brings out all the dimes. Name this movie
I’ll be in the following cities searching for the beechneegas that did this shit to me. Tonight Irvine California at the Improv. Nov 2nd Washington DC at the Constitution Hall. Nov 9th Houston at Arena Theater. Nov 22-23 St Louis at Helium. Nov 29-30th Kansas City at the Improv. Dec 6-7th San Jose at the Improv. Dec 12-13 Dayton Ohio at Funny Bone. Dec 28-29 Chicago Ariel Crown. Dec 30th Dallas Verizon Theater.
Let’s make this number 1 movie in America this weekend. @blackandbluemovie directed by @deontaylor
@chrisbrownofficial and @yellabeezy214
Who’s your team? Let’s go @philadelphiaeagles @eaglescheerleaders @nelsonagholor @sack_55 @zachertz @fcoxx_91
I know I’ve slept with asian, Latin and a couple of snow bunnies but this Chinese neeega purposely came to America to bang my Nubian queens. Find out what @dr_blackson had to say 8pm Philly time on @thezeusnetwork
This Chinese neega wanted me to write him a prescription to make his deek bigger. @Dr_Blackson on @thezeusnetwork playing right now.
@hapawards @tiffmwhite @being_khanyi
@michaelblacksoniglive
3 months ago we were on a flight together talking about shooting the last Friday movie this winter and now you are gone. Very sad day in the world of comedy and you will forever be the funniest pop of all time. Rest In Peace