Michael Blackson
Michael Blackson
@michaelblackson
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I’ve been white 20
Minutes and I hate neegas already
Halle Berry vs Halle Watermelon @imsgrace
This episode of @dr_blackson will definitely get me deported so don’t miss it. Subscribe now to @thezeusnetwork to see this mess I got myself into.
@moonrockclear_ by @drzodiak_ brings out all the dimes. Name this movie
I’ll be in the following cities searching for the beechneegas that did this shit to me. Tonight Irvine California at the Improv. Nov 2nd Washington DC at the Constitution Hall. Nov 9th Houston at Arena Theater. Nov 22-23 St Louis at Helium. Nov 29-30th Kansas City at the Improv. Dec 6-7th San Jose at the Improv. Dec 12-13 Dayton Ohio at Funny Bone. Dec 28-29 Chicago Ariel Crown. Dec 30th Dallas Verizon Theater.
Let’s make this number 1 movie in  America this weekend. @blackandbluemovie directed by @deontaylor
@chrisbrownofficial and @yellabeezy214
I thought a big deek neega was fucking my woman @alexas.morgan
Who’s your team? Let’s go @philadelphiaeagles @eaglescheerleaders @nelsonagholor @sack_55 @zachertz @fcoxx_91
I know I’ve slept with asian, Latin and a couple of snow bunnies but this Chinese neeega purposely came to America to bang my Nubian queens. Find out what @dr_blackson had to say 8pm Philly time on @thezeusnetwork
Name your city I’ll let you know when I’m coming. This Saturday nov 2nd DC tickets only available for 11pm show. Nov 9th Arena Theater Houston. Nov 22nd and 23rd Helium In St Louis. Nov 29th and 30th Kansas City Mo Improv.
This Chinese neega wanted me to write him a prescription to make his deek bigger. @Dr_Blackson on @thezeusnetwork playing right now.
@hapawards @tiffmwhite @being_khanyi
@michaelblacksoniglive
3 months ago we were on a flight together talking about shooting the last Friday movie this winter and now you are gone. Very sad day in the world of comedy and you will forever be the funniest pop of all time. Rest In Peace